Pile of painter puns...

In Augustus of last year,an art thief called Pablo D'Ablo broke into the Loover Museum in order to half - inch Leonardo's most famous painting Moaner Lisa,which he hoped would sell for loads  of lovely Monet...However,the Whistler was blown with the result that,several hours later  the said tea leaf was promptly arrested by a burly Constable,who banged poor Pablo up in a police cell....Following the trial,the Judge, J.M.W Gurner asked the luckless thief if there was anything he would like to say prior to sentencing....Pablo said...Yes,Mallordy...After wetting himself with mirth,Gurner, not noted for his sense of humor,remarked to Mister D'Ablo....What a Turner - up for the book!!