Saturday 7 June 2014

BECAUSE of today's mighty tempest, I,Captain Birdseye, have just this minute resumed work on my boat,The Cutty Ark,which should soon be sea-worthy,it needing just a few hundred planks of gopher wood to complete the top deck,a piece of piss!!The waters are rising as I write- marvelous.With a bit of luck.it shouldn't be too long before old Wacko Clacko goes the same way as the legendary Lost Continent of Atlantis some 12,000 years ago.There is a REAL risk that the Amusement Arcade might end up at the bottom of the grey-green brine,which would be truly tragic.Bloody hell,I don't like the look of that towering tidal wave.....

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