Leonardo da Monetbags once read, with enormous mirth and amusement,of a certain infamous Guru called PowzeovNowze,also known as Trolle,as in off his trolley,who,unfortunately,had one of his super- expensive Rollers half-inched by a notorious automobile tea-leaf.....It was the eminent Guru's own fault as he neglected to lock his luxury motor...But all was well as the said esteemed spiritual teacher,because of his vast soul evolution,was easily able to remain in the present moment....for only a moment....Several nanoseconds later, the peacefully- meditating Guru's inner Incredible Hulk came surging to the surface,causing the masterful Master to totally lose the allotment,or plot,with the result that he ranted and raged to the point where he went puce in the face.

The upshot of this totally true story, is that his gold-plated Rolls Royce was found a wee while later with both its Wheels and Engine missing..Alas,his Insurance was invalid,so the poor, calm, tranquilized One was NOT an amused bunny...Shame,pity....Its only a pile of super-expensive junk..Now,Now Mr E.Trolle.